nsfweezy:

Send me a fetish and I’ll answer

No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW | 

yorusagara:

The transition from “Moose” to “Sam” just broke my heart

zaptap:

“rose”

who rose

rose titanic??????

rose doctor who??????

rose homestuck??????

rose american dragon??????

no

rose flower

everyone forget rose flower

rose flower cry

hannahkristen:

My heart it melted

ppauly:

“Who’s that cartoon guy on your phone background?” and other spooky stories to tell in the dark

0ht:

Davejohn :3

izzetheking:

I bought condoms today at walmart so the cashier would be like Wow your probably a really cool guy because your buying condoms which means you probably have a girlfriend. But in actuality I’m very lonely with no girlfriend and now I’m blowing up the condoms like a balloon until they pop and crying because it startles me everytime it pops. 

kanaya-whosyourmommy-maryam:

s-uzu:

And suddenly you turn into a Horse.

.

.

(omg, what happened to me???)

Me as Horuss.

*SCREES*

YOU CUTIE

doctorbaggins:

My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away.